
We all love to hate on Fifty Shades of Grey (opens in new tab)—but no one has nailed it (er, pardon the sex pun...?) quite like this.
For their 100th "Honest Trailer," the hilarious guys behind Screen Junkies took on the BDSM behemoth, pointing out the movie's super sexy (read: not sexy at all) features, like:
- contracts, contract negotiations, non-disclosure agreements, conditions, and clauses
- plot holes like Christian Grey, "a mysterious billionaire who runs a mysterious multinational corporation which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work"
- stalking
- a complete lack of real S&M
- etc. etc.
The funniest part, though? When their very convincing fake Beyoncé sings "I wish somebody would tase me right now/This story's as sexy as rabies right now." Watch the video here, then go read up on the sequel's progress (opens in new tab). Ironically, of course.
You should also check out:
Four 'Fifty Shades' Parodies That Are Probably Better Than the Real Thing (opens in new tab)
20 Songs That Should Totally Be on the 'Fifty Shades' Soundtrack but Aren't (opens in new tab)
Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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