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What Men Really Think About Fall Fashion Trends

Find out his true opinion about what you'll be wearing this season.

By Kate Schweitzer

Sep 5, 2011

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Tartan

"I don't know what that is… What's tartan? Oh, plaid? Yeah, I like plaid."
-Greg, 33, video producer

"I like plaid in moderation. I don't get why anyone would do this much of one thing. But isn't that how those runway shows work? They do a really extreme version and then they do a version that someone would actually want to buy? Why don't they just do that to begin with?"
-Jared, 28, ad rep

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Velvet

"It's just awful material. Reminds me of old purple velvet curtains from a smelly old European library."
-Alex, 22, graphic designer

"I like when women wear something that feels nice to the touch. Velvet is a perfect outfit to wear on a date."
-Chris, 27, chef

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Mustard

"I feel like every picture of my grandmother, she is in that color. It feels very dated to me and is probably really hard to pull off. It's one of those colors that looks bad on most people because it blends in with their skin tone."
-Stephen, 25, teacher

"I think she was in Zone A during Hurricane Irene."
-Adam, 30, healthcare IT specialist

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Leather Bondage

"So, I guess Morpheus is a trend-setting designer now. What happens in The Matrix should always stay in The Matrix."
-Aaron, 25, graduate student

"I would never approach a girl wearing something like this. I'm already afraid of her. It's just too much. She needs to soften up that jacket and unzip it a little."
-Tim, 34, software engineer

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Color Blocking

"The color scheme looks like Mary Tyler Moore. It's not bad looking, but it seems outlandish. I can see how someone would say it looks modern or avant-garde. Something for older women or hipsters."
-Andrew, 22, student

"This one looks pretty normal. I feel like it's a trend people actually wear in the real world, but I can't say I'd notice it unless you pointed it out. It just looks like a regular dress to me."
-Mark, 29, reporter

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