Anyone who's ever gone "Psh, I don't need a hat" probably rues the day they ever said that, especially after they get home and their parts start peeling. (Then they say "It's not dandruff!") But fear of looking granny-ish should never keep one from taking proper precaution against the sun—here, 12 chapeaux you won't be embarrassed to smush into your suitcase.
Badass flames, pure message.
Collina Strada, $45, needsupply.com.
Fling it at your crush because then he or she kind of *has* to accept this rose then, you know?
CRSHR, $28, bando.com.
Leave it to Rihanna to come up with a (satin!) bandana-backed ball cap.
Fenty x Puma, $100, urbanoutfitters.com.
It's like begging your friends to call you "Piñata Head," but I don't even care.
Frances Valentine, $48, francesvalentine.com.
Liam Gallagher is playing festivals, so it is officially the '90s again. And this is millennial pink.
Kangol, $60, kangolstore.com.
So is this—so much so that it's like wearing a macaron on your head.
Lack of Color, $59, lackofcolor.com.au.
Tilt it over your eyes, sip from your pineapple, and you're golden.
Mango, $26, shop.mango.com.
Pompom cascade x peppermint-candy swirl x worth having to make this thing your "personal item."
Nannacay for J.Crew, $120, jcrew.com.
Wear this on a romantic boat ride. Then tip it over.
ASOS, $26, asos.com.
When you would *personally* never snap your fingers at the waitstaff, but your hat says "I'm hangry, garçon."
The 8mm, $21, openingceremony.com.
Business on top, ~psychedelic flower explosion~ on the bottom.
Zara, $40, zara.com.