Mission Impossible: 10 Summer Date-Night Tops Under $100

"Ooh, it's cold," you say pointedly, hugging your one bare shoulder, while plotting to keep their sweatshirt forever.

Farrow, $64; needsupply.com.

Like they googled "What do millennials like?" and mashed the top results (pink, lace, shoulder ties) together. 

Aritzia, $60; aritzia.com.

Issa hankie. But look at what Jenny Walton did with hers. 

Front Row Shop, $37; frontrowshop.com.

Polka-dot hankie, with ruffles for good measure.

H&M, $40; hm.com.

A peasant-y shape + tassels + gingham = high summer. 

J.Crew, $78; jcrew.com.

Free-boobing it would be kind of obvious (😎), but you know what's best for your chest. 

Mango, $36, shop.mango.com.

A good litmus test, because you wouldn't want to see anyone who opposes puffy shoulders, would you? 

Pixie Market, $102; pixiemarket.com.

With some flares and a straw basket, they'll think they've scored a date with Jane Birkin. 

& Other Stories, $39; stories.com.

C'mon—it's sheer and looks like a 1950s nightie. 

Topshop, $68; topshop.com.

More lingerie masquerading as clothes. 

Zara, $36; zara.com.

Bonus (more-expensive-but-so-good) round! This would look really nice with lots of denim and gold jewelry, because matching doesn't have to be boring.

Nikki Chasin, $250; nikkichasin.com.

While this is sparkly and stretchy and your childhood in a tank top. 

Calle Del Mar, $160; calledelmar.us.