Kylie Jenner’s epic documentary-style video of her pregnancy and the moments leading up to the birth of her first child deserves an Academy Award. Fine, that’s a bold declaration, but you’ve got to hand it to her for actually pulling it off, “it” being keeping her pregnancy under wraps for the last 9 months. She also deserves a round of applause for effortlessly stealing everyone’s thunder on an otherwise packed Sunday: the Super Bowl, Justin Timberlake’s halftime show, an important This Is Us episode–collectively, they were no match for Kylie’s big announcement that she was officially a mom and that another Kardashian-Jenner grandchild had been born.
If you've had the luxury of watching the 11-minute masterpiece a few times, chances are you don't need a guide to all the highlights and ~*moments*~ between Kylie and her family, Kylie and Travis, and Kylie and her baby. Just in case, I've put together a mini map, below. Welcome to the world, baby Jenner-Scott. You're already super famous.
Kylie’s video opens with mama Kris giving birth to Kylie on Aug. 10, 1997. It looks like the whole family was in the room, including 13-year-old Khloé, who was wearing that year’s hottest item: white overalls.
This tender moment between Travis and Kylie. It’s likely this was at the beginning of her pregnancy, when things were just setting in.
#Fountaingoals. This has nothing to do with Kylie’s baby but I am living for this fountain. And look how lush everything is!
Saint West clapping (at Kylie’s birthday party) is pure joy.
Another tender moment between Travis and Kylie, this time at the doctor’s.
This ‘lil wave from Kylie and her bump, courtesy of cool aunt Kendall.
Baby Jenner-Scott is captured kicking on camera. Hello there!
“It’s just In-N-Out these days, [it] literally tastes like…the best thing I’ve ever had,” Kylie tells her doctor in one clip. In the next, Kylie is seen at an In-N-Out drive-thru.
“Can we heart the heartbeat?” Kris says, snuggling up to Kylie at the doctor's. Pretty much lost it here. Yep.
Kylie and Jordyn posing prom-style at Kylie’s baby shower is perfect. I hope Kylie framed the photos and preserved every single rose from that day.
Kylie and Khloé’s bump-to-bump photo should also be framed. Who wants to bet it’s been hanging in Kris’ office for months?
“I’m 34 weeks today,” Kylie says to the camera while casually flashing something sparkly on her left hand. Is that…No, it can’t be. Can it?
At the family Christmas dinner, Kylie lists every item on her plate: “Two burgers: one for me, one for the baby. Two different fries, cuz I like regular fries and she really likes sweet potato fries. And then I got enough mac and cheese, greens, one rib.” And that, folks, was how my lunch order was born.
Seemingly done with dinner and the adult table, North and Kanye engage in a little game of running around the house. Somewhere, Saint is clapping and cheering his family on.
Find someone who looks at you the way Travis and Kylie look at each other at Christmas dinner.
This. All. Of. This.
You probably didn’t miss this one, but just in case, Chicago West made her debut in Kylie’s video. And what a debut it was.