It has everything. Kim with a choker and huuuuge wide-leg pants, worn so low and baggy that I can see like 40 percent of her satiny underwear. (How did we ever think that was a good look??) Vintage technology. (I haven't seen a beeper in...20 years?) The thinnest of thin eyebrows. (I'm lucky I have any at all—I tweezed mine every single day, growing up.) And, of course, those matte-brown shades that look really good on Kim but sort of made me look like I was a tiny bit dead. Fortunately she has some lighter shades in there too.
Feast your eyes:
Kim, LOL on that beeper situation. Also, psssst, I can see all of your underwear.
Oh my God, old video games!! A common refrain: I'm real old, to remember those.
Ironic plaid tied around the waist!! Also hey Kourtney, love the cameo!
Drew!! Also, those pencil-thin eyebrows don't look good on anyone. Please let's never bring them back, k?
Epic.
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