- Kylie Jenner (opens in new tab) gave all ten of her toes a name on her Instagram story—and in true Kardashian-Jenner fashion, every name started with T.
- The post came after commenters on one of Kylie (opens in new tab) and Kendall's bikini pics pointed out that one of Kylie's middle toes was shorter than the others.
- "leave our toes alone they did nothing to you !!!!!!!!" Kylie replied.
A recent object of the internet's concern: Kylie Jenner's feet (opens in new tab). Specifically, the third toe on her right foot, as The Cut reports (opens in new tab), which appeared shorter than its neighboring digits in one of a series of bikini photos with sister Kendall that she posted on Instagram. Said short toe attracted a significant amount of comments, with one social media user writing, "So nobody gone notice her short toe?" And Kylie responded: "I broke that toe when I was in middle school and it never healed right leave our toes alone they did nothing to you !!!!!!!!"
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Kylie, it would appear, does not take foot criticism lightly, going on to post a series of videos (opens in new tab) on her Instagram story. "So everyone wants to come for my fucking toes. By the way, I have cute ass feet," she said, before demonstrating that the toe in question simply doesn't extend fully when flexed, after the aforementioned middle school break.
Naturally, the next logical step was to christen each of her toes, posting a photo of her feet and labeling the names of every digit. You'll be aware that the Kardashian-Jenners, excepting Rob, all have names beginning with K for Kardashian; Kylie's toes, meanwhile, all share the initial of T for toe. The names: On the left foot, Tess, Teague, Tia, Trix, and Toby, and on the right foot, Tony, Tahnee, Tasha, Talia, and Tina. Big toes are boys, according to Kylie, and now I'm going to log off and pretend I didn't just write this article.
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Emily Dixon is a British journalist who’s contributed to CNN, Teen Vogue, Time, Glamour, The Guardian, Wonderland, The Big Roundtable, Bust, and more, on everything from mental health to fashion to political activism to feminist zine collectives. She’s also a committed Beyoncé, Kacey Musgraves, and Tracee Ellis Ross fan, an enthusiastic but terrible ballet dancer, and a proud Geordie lass.
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