By Marta McGough:
Oh these? I can so quadruple axel in them!
Figure skater Johnny Weir participated in Live With Regis And Kelly's High Heel-A-Thon in Central Park yesterday, and we want you to write a caption to go with the pic!
Just post it in the Comments section below. The funnier and wittier the one-liner, the better. And the best caption will be posted right here later today.
Happy writing. May the best cap win.