Is your sex life suffering from—in the words of Goop—"floppy rubber things?" Because Gwyneth Paltrow is bringing you a whole new world of aesthetically pleasing and super-expensive sex toys. After all, why use some whack off-brand vibrator when you can use a luxury Inez 24k gold vibrator for $15k?
But gold vibrators are just the tip of the erotic iceberg. GOOP's new sex-toy guide is pure tantric joy, and features the following products:
- The Duet Lux, which "enables every woman to find the most exciting combination of edges, surfaces and vibrations for her own delight," $215.
- The Agent Provocateur Cat Whip, which features "leather strands plaited together and neatly knotted at the ends," $535.
- The JimmyJane Waterproof Vibrator, which allows you to "slide [and] flutter," $149.
Time to get down, get down, Goop style.