John Mayer Has an Exciting Update About His Dating Life, Y'all

Good news: Your body could be his next wonderland.

John Mayer
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Remember when John Mayer was dating Taylor Swift? And Katy Perry? And Jessica Simpson? And also Jennifer Aniston? Well now he's single and cannot deal with it. Literally, him right now.

The singer-songwriter recently appeared on Watch What Happens Live! and felt the need to inform everyone that he's a) available, and b) super mature, like an old cheese.

"I'm ready to roll, I'm more mature than I've ever been," he said (opens in new tab). "The stage is set but I'm excited for a meet cute at some point. I'm single and I'm excited about the future."

Wait, did John Mayer just stage a dramatic reading of his dating profile? If so, where do we volunteer as tribute, Tinder (opens in new tab) or OkCupid? Actually, nah, he's totally a Bumble guy.

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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.