Remember when John Mayer was dating Taylor Swift? And Katy Perry? And Jessica Simpson? And also Jennifer Aniston? Well now he's single and cannot deal with it. Literally, him right now.
The singer-songwriter recently appeared on Watch What Happens Live! and felt the need to inform everyone that he's a) available, and b) super mature, like an old cheese.
"I'm ready to roll, I'm more mature than I've ever been," he said. "The stage is set but I'm excited for a meet cute at some point. I'm single and I'm excited about the future."
Wait, did John Mayer just stage a dramatic reading of his dating profile? If so, where do we volunteer as tribute, Tinder or OkCupid? Actually, nah, he's totally a Bumble guy.