For reasons that are best chalked up to "LOL, the internet," everyone has suddenly decided that Katy Perry is rebounding from her recent breakup (opens in new tab) with none other than actor Ryan Phillippe. Who you might remember as the guy who stole your heart in Cruel Intentions.
Apparently, Ryan and Katy were spotted "totally flirting (opens in new tab)" at Elton John's 70th birthday party back in March (nothing says passion like a 70th b-day bash), and the paparazzi just kinda went with it. By which we mean helicopters keep circling Ryan's house thirsty for a snap of Katy.
His response? ALL CAPS HILARIOUSNESS.
I AM NOT DATING KATY PERRY. BARELY KNOW HER. PLEASE STOP FLYING HELICOPTERS OVER MY HOUSE. SHE IS NOT HERE.thxApril 10, 2017
Of course, no offense to Katy Perry was meant—Ryan's just trying to stave off the "low flying pervs."
don't mind "people" thinking that. don't want low flying pervs hovering periodically.April 10, 2017
File under: LOL.
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