1. Though they publicly denied it, all girlfriends were expected to participate in Hef's bizarre bedtime group sex ritual.
"I didn't immediately realize that all girlfriends were required to sleep with Hef," Madison writes.
2. Hef would take photos of his girlfriends and him every night before they went out, then have them delivered to each girlfriend's door the next morning.
The photos "only amplified the massive pressure to always look perfect and cause the girlfriends to spend hours critiquing their appearances," Madison writes. (She also describes Hef as a "hoarder" with "endless desire for momentos.")
3. Hef offered Madison a quaalude out of a crumpled tissue on her first night out clubbing with him.
When Madison told him she doesn't do drugs, she says Hef replied, "Usually I don't approve of drugs, but you know, in the '70s they used to call these pills 'thigh openers.'"
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Among his bizarre set of mansion rules, Madison writes, were that the girlfriends change into identical flannel pajamas before the bedtime routine.
5. He would watch porn, smoke pot, and jerk off while his girlfriends and whoever else happened to be joining them that night pretended to get it on around him.
Madison says they would take turns pleasuring Hef, but he always finished by himself. Madison reveals that she made her first foray into Hef's bedroom after a night out with "roughly a third of a bottle of vodka sloshing around in my stomach." "There was zero intimacy involved," she writes. "No kissing, nothing. It was so brief that I can't even recall what it felt like beyond having a heavy body on top of mine."
6. He made his sons Marston, 9 years old when Madison moved in, and Cooper, 10, share a bedroom with a girlfriend.
This was Bedroom 3, which came with three beds and a private bath. "Though they never stayed over when I was there, there were still toys scattered across the bedroom floor," Madison writes, "which made for an incredibly odd and, frankly, creepy juxtaposition."
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He would constantly create drama and infighting among his girlfriends by randomly changing his long-held positions or household policies to favor one over the rest of them.
Shortly after Madison moved in, she recalls, one girlfriend moved out of Bedroom 5, a small room that was coveted because it was a single, affording whoever occupied it much-needed privacy that was otherwise hard to come by in the mansion. It was assumed that April, who became a girlfriend only several months before Madison, would move into Bedroom 5, but instead she asked Hef if she could have Bedroom 3 entirely to herself. This was seen as unfair by the rest of the girlfriends based on how bedroom hierarchy had previously worked. But Hef approved her request, forcing Madison to move out of the room. Hef was also known to hate red lipstick, Madison says in her book. When Madison came home from the salon after a makeover that included shorter hair and red lipstick, Hef reportedly told her, "I hate the whole look. I hate the makeup and I hate the red lipstick." He added, "You look old, hard, and cheap." When Kendra Wilkinson moved in later and appeared before Hef wearing red lipstick, Madison braced herself for his wrath, only for him to tell Wilkinson, "Why, that red lipstick looks absolutely wonderful on you, Kendra!"
Hef demanded his girlfriends be in by the 9 o'clock curfew each night.
When Madison witnessed two of the girlfriends come in past 9 one night, Madison writes, Hef "kicked his feet, mustered up some questionable crocodile tears (was he really crying? I thought), and told them if they wanted to 'stay out late' they could move out."
9. There was no confusion as to what sort of fashion and beauty aesthetic Hef expected his girlfriends to adopt.
"He made it abundantly clear that he preferred us in very over-the-top, sort of trashy outfits (think BeDazzled rhinestone bustiers and skirts so short there was barely a point in wearing them)," Madison writes. Compliments bestowed upon one girlfriend's appearance were noted and that very look would be adopted by the rest of the girlfriends on the next night out. For attiring themselves, Hef provided each girlfriend with $1,000 weekly "clothing allowance" and unlimited beauty services courtesy of his account at the José Eber salon in Beverly Hills. Plastic surgery also came courtesy of Hef, Madison says, the most commonly requested procedures including boob jobs, nose jobs, and liposuction. (Madison writes about working up the courage to ask Hef for a nose job.)
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The culture of isolation Hef created at the mansion even extended to his infamous parties.
Madison writes, "the protocol was that we stay at Hef's table all night." Dancing was permitted so long as it was right in front of Hef's table. Girlfriends were allowed to leave only to go to the bathroom. When Hef left the party, usually at 1 a.m., the girlfriends "had to go upstairs with him." But some of the girlfriends snuck back down to the parties to meet men and celebrities. Only, they'd have to avoid the mansion's in-house video crew, who would place a highlight reel from the party at Hef's door the next morning.
11. Hef would mansplain movies.
"During movie nights"—which were scheduled to occur three nights out of the week at the mansion—"he would lean over to me to explain the plotlines and time periods in the most condescending of ways," Madison writes. Describing all her dialogue with Hef as "superficial," she said he refused to discuss books, politics, or current events with her.
12. Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Wilkinson didn't get paid for the first order of Girls Next Door, Madison claims in her book.
She adds that Hef argued that the money the three got for posing for Playboy, which was filmed for the series, constituted their payment for the show as well. Whereas Madison reports amateur models got $25,000 for a pictorial, reality stars $40,000 to $50,000, and former girlfriends of Hef's, the Bentley twins, got $100,000, the three Girls Next Door ladies only got $25,000 for their shoot.
13. He once told Wilkinson she looked like she was "putting on some weight."
And warned her to watch her diet.
14. He keeps a picture of every girl who's ever been to the mansion.
A mansion staffer would take photographs of women visiting for the first time, Madison says. The photos (mostly Polaroids) were saved for Hef to review the next day. "He would label them A, B, or C (based primarily on their looks but also on how scantily clad they were) before having them catalogued in his social secretary's office," Madison explains. Madison would eventually discover she received an "A."
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