Seriously, though: If you just put the released scenes in order and fill the rest in with your imagination, you can save yourself, like, $20 and at least a little embarrassment.
The much-anticipated Red Room of Pain makes a cameo in Today's Fifty Shades clip, and we must say the tufted walls look rather pleasant and luxurious in a Dita von Teese sort of way. Anastasia Steele is not quite so into it, however, probably because she used context clues when Christian called it his "playroom" and logically guessed it contained his "Xbox and stuff." So wrong. (Fun fact: Malaysia banned the movie precisely because of what goes on in the, um, playroom, calling "the content...of a woman being tied to a bed and whipped" sadistic.)
Take the chopper and fly far, far away, Ana. *hisses in a Gollum voice* He called it his "playroom."
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
You should also check out:
You Know That "Enlighten Me" Moment in 'Fifty Shades'? Now You Can See the Whole Scene
Christian Grey Offers Anastasia Steele "an Internship" in This New 'Fifty Shades' Scene
Watch the First Full Scene From 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
-
How to Wear Chelsea Boots, According to a StylistAlexandra Imgruth weighs in on the fall fashion favorite.
-
Worth It: Tom Ford 004 Ocean Plastic Watch
The luxury timepiece was crafted completely from materials recovered from the ocean.
-
The Best Shaving Creams For A Soothing Shave
Say goodbye to nicks and ingrown hairs.
-
29 Nude Movies With Porn-Level Nudity
All the nakedness of porn, but with the plot and storylines of mainstream film.
-
46 Sad Movies for When You Need a Good Cry
Better than crying about the state of the world, right?
-
The 15 Best Shows Featuring the 'Squid Game' Cast
If you can't get enough of Squid Game, try these K-dramas next.
-
The 95 Best Movies of All Time
These must-watch films are essentials.
-
The 14 Korean Thrillers on Netflix You Need to See
Good luck sleeping after watching these.
-
Join #ReadWithMC: Marie Claire's Virtual Monthly Book Club
Never feel guilty about skipping book club again.
-
The 50 Best Love Songs of All Time
The best, most romantic love songs ever written, spanning every genre.
-
The 80 Best Romantic Comedies of All Time
Where does your fave fall on the list?
