In another Red Nose Day triumph, Coldplay announced that it had written an entire Game of Thrones musical starring the original cast and including songs such as "Wildling," "Rastafarian Targaryen," and a gruesome ditty about the Red Wedding.
Too bad it is fake—though fake for charity!—because the internet would pay good money to see Jon Snow twirling a microphone on Broadway or off-off-Broadway or just in a video shot with an old Nokia. Other things we'd gladly pay to see: Jaime Lannister's ballad about his effed-up family tree, Tyrion's Motown tribute, and, duh, Daenerys's reggae number.
"Bang, curtains, Tony Award." Right on, Chris Martin. Right on.
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