"Hello, Chuck E. Cheese, I would like to book a party for tomorrow. It's my birthday. I'm turing 30. What do you mean it's 12 and under?" Carroll begins before touching on everything from talking to your mom and feeling like a child to the expectations everyone has for someone who is three decades old.
"By now I'm supposed to save for a home, but I'd rather save for a vacation to Rome." We *told* you this was real.
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