It's not really fair that London's the middle child of the Fashion Weeks, but boy, do they go hard in what truncated-feeling time they *do* have. Here, take in 50 of the hands-down best looks from across the pond—every single one is worth your time.
Stripes on stripes on muumuu.
Ruffle on ruffle on ruffle x 10.
Paillette disco Barbie.
Windblown Highlands maiden freeing the nipple.
Kooky librarian's goth younger sister.
Luisa Casati at a goth fancy-dress party.
Donatella does the costumes for Top Gun.
Future headline: "The Dress That Won Fashion Week Spring 2018 Street Style."
Is that the Night King?
Every fabric from your granny's living room in one.
When you're being presented in Henry VIII's court at 6 but have an '80s prom at 9.
Do you ever feel...like a plastic bag? But a really chic one?
The only patchwork we would ever wear.
Thursday night taken care of.
The invisible man does workwear.
While the English Patient goes around the corner for a gin fizz.
The stuff of your childhood bedroom turned into Fashun.
So billowy! You could knock a small child over!
If I ever taught art at an elementary school.
Me again as a Jane Austen heroine (the one who doesn't end up with anyone but builds the precursor of Uber but with horses and carriages).
Giving credit (for walking blind) where credit's due.