It's not really fair that London's the middle child of the Fashion Weeks, but boy, do they go hard in what truncated-feeling time they *do* have. Here, take in 50 of the hands-down best looks from across the pond—every single one is worth your time.
1 of 50
Jasper Conran
Stripes on stripes on muumuu.
2 of 50
House of Holland
Ruffle on ruffle on ruffle x 10.
3 of 50
House of Holland
Paillette disco Barbie.
4 of 50
Emilia Wickstead
Windblown Highlands maiden freeing the nipple.
5 of 50
Mother of Pearl
Kooky librarian!
6 of 50
Gareth Pugh
Kooky librarian's goth younger sister.
7 of 50
Gareth Pugh
Luisa Casati at a goth fancy-dress party.
8 of 50
Versus Versace
Boob belt.
9 of 50
Versus Versace
Donatella does the costumes for Top Gun.
10 of 50
J.W. Anderson
Future headline: "The Dress That Won Fashion Week Spring 2018 Street Style."
11 of 50
J.W. Anderson
Is that the Night King?
12 of 50
Simone Rocha
Every fabric from your granny's living room in one.
13 of 50
Simone Rocha
When you're being presented in Henry VIII's court at 6 but have an '80s prom at 9.
14 of 50
Mulberry
YELLOW!!!
15 of 50
Mulberry
QUICKSILVER!!
16 of 50
Mulberry
Ruffly saddlebags!
17 of 50
Joseph
Do you ever feel...like a plastic bag? But a really chic one?
18 of 50
David Koma
The only patchwork we would ever wear.
19 of 50
David Koma
Thursday night taken care of.
20 of 50
Anya Hindmarch
The invisible man does workwear.
21 of 50
Anya Hindmarch
While the English Patient goes around the corner for a gin fizz.
22 of 50
Peter Pilotto
The stuff of your childhood bedroom turned into Fashun.
23 of 50
Peter Pilotto
So billowy! You could knock a small child over!
24 of 50
Preen by Thornton Bregazzi
Yes.
25 of 50
Preen by Thornton Bregazzi
YES.
26 of 50
Temperley London
If I ever taught art at an elementary school.
27 of 50
Marques Almeida
ME.
28 of 50
Marques Almeida
Also me.
29 of 50
Erdem
Me again as a Jane Austen heroine (the one who doesn't end up with anyone but builds the precursor of Uber but with horses and carriages).
30 of 50
Erdem
Giving credit (for walking blind) where credit's due.
