Spring 2017 Couture Best Looks

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[To loved ones]: "So you know how they put Lenin's body on display? I want that but you gotta make sure they dress me in any one of the following 27 looks from the Spring 2017 couture shows, okay?" Or all of them, on a rotating basis. See all your options for the afterlife ahead.

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Valentino

Precisely why Valentino red is a thing.

<p>Thousands of rhinestones and micro-sequins twinkling so hard so you can be a Grecian tinsel fairy. </p>

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Valentino

Thousands of rhinestones and micro-sequins twinkling so hard so you can be a Grecian tinsel fairy.

<p>Tim Burton meets a teacup meets Frankenstein's monster. </p>

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Viktor & Rolf

Tim Burton meets a teacup meets Frankenstein's monster.

<p>Half because of Sasha Luss, half because, when done right, there's nothing more impactful than a red dress.  </p>

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Alberta Ferretti Limited Edition

Half because of Sasha Luss, half because, when done right, there's nothing more impactful than a red dress.

<p>"When you're ready come and get it (Cate Blanchett)/Na na na na<span class="redactor-invisible-space" data-verified="redactor" data-redactor-tag="span" data-redactor-class="redactor-invisible-space"></span>" —this dress. </p>

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Schiaparelli

"When you're ready come and get it (Cate Blanchett)/Na na na na" —this dress.

<p>Nobody else makes anything like this.</p>

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Iris van Herpen

Nobody else makes anything like this.

<p>Calls up Emma Watson like "GIRL, FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO WEAR IN <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/culture/news/a24592/beauty-and-the-beast-flirty-trailer/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">THE MOVIE</a>." </p>

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Giambattista Valli

Calls up Emma Watson like "GIRL, FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO WEAR IN THE MOVIE."

<p>Mullet dresses are usually ew. This is 😍😍<span class="redactor-invisible-space" data-verified="redactor" data-redactor-tag="span" data-redactor-class="redactor-invisible-space">😍<span class="redactor-invisible-space" data-verified="redactor" data-redactor-tag="span" data-redactor-class="redactor-invisible-space">.</span></span></p>

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Giambattista Valli

Mullet dresses are usually ew. This is 😍😍😍.

<p>Diane Kruger better wear this at some point, preferably to Cannes.</p>

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Giambattista Valli

Diane Kruger better wear this at some point, preferably to Cannes.

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Dior

For her Dior couture debut, Maria Grazia Chiuri staged a midnight masked ball; all bets on this girl having an Ever After entrance.

<p>Doing this to every spaghetti strap for the rest of time.</p>

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Dior

Doing this to every spaghetti strap for the rest of time.

<p>Give me the feather cape, and nobody gets hurt.</p>

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Ralph & Russo

Give me the feather cape, and nobody gets hurt.

<p>You're living a retelling of <em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">The Beautiful and Damned</em> anyway. Might as well dress like it.</p>

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Ralph & Russo

You're living a retelling of The Beautiful and Damned anyway. Might as well dress like it.

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Alexandre Vauthier

Made for Rihanna.

<p>When you like your metallic moto jacket so much you turn it into a dress.</p>

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Alexandre Vauthier

When you like your metallic moto jacket so much you turn it into a dress.

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Maison Margiela

Me at my ex's funeral.

<p>A Baroque fever dream you just know Beyoncé is going to get her hands on. </p>

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Givenchy

A Baroque fever dream you just know Beyoncé is going to get her hands on.

<p>It's decided: Getting married in a pink dress, just like Gwen Stefani. </p>

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Francesco Scognamilio

It's decided: Getting married in a pink dress, just like Gwen Stefani.

<p>Effie Trinket would be all over this, which should be the standard by which we judge most clothes.</p>

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Alexis Mabille

Effie Trinket would be all over this, which should be the standard by which we judge most clothes.

<p>Petitioning they outfit the feather duster in <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/news/a24533/new-beauty-and-the-beast-tv-spots-snowball-fight/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">the live-action </a><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor"><a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/news/a24533/new-beauty-and-the-beast-tv-spots-snowball-fight/">Beauty and the Beast</a></em> in this.</p>

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Chanel

Petitioning they outfit the feather duster in the live-actionBeauty and the Beast in this.

<p>When you cast the perfect girl for the perfect dress. </p>

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Chanel

When you cast the perfect girl for the perfect dress.

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Chanel

Required: that every Chanel couture show ends with an epic wedding gown. Optional: Lily Rose Depp emerges as a quinceañera cake topper.

<p>Everybody loves a fashion matador—especially when there's a tiered capelet involved. </p>

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Armani Privé

Everybody loves a fashion matador—especially when there's a tiered capelet involved.

<p>Orange you going to ask if we're adding this to <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/news/g4341/red-carpet-2017-wishlist/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">our red-carpet wish list</a>? (Absolutely.)</p>

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Armani Privé

Orange you going to ask if we're adding this to our red-carpet wish list? (Absolutely.)

<p>This is so much (embellishment galore) yet almost nothing at the same time (sheer fabric lighter than sea foam).</p>

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Elie Saab

This is so much (embellishment galore) yet almost nothing at the same time (sheer fabric lighter than sea foam).

<p>Don't need a husband, just somebody to find me a cathedral. </p>

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Elie Saab

Don't need a husband, just somebody to find me a cathedral.

Atelier Versace

Like the Cinderella Barbie I once owned come to life, tulle fans and all.