[To loved ones]: "So you know how they put Lenin's body on display? I want that but you gotta make sure they dress me in any one of the following 27 looks from the Spring 2017 couture shows, okay?" Or all of them, on a rotating basis. See all your options for the afterlife ahead.
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Valentino
Precisely why Valentino red is a thing.
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Valentino
Thousands of rhinestones and micro-sequins twinkling so hard so you can be a Grecian tinsel fairy.
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Viktor & Rolf
Tim Burton meets a teacup meets Frankenstein's monster.
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Alberta Ferretti Limited Edition
Half because of Sasha Luss, half because, when done right, there's nothing more impactful than a red dress.
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Schiaparelli
"When you're ready come and get it (Cate Blanchett)/Na na na na" —this dress.
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Iris van Herpen
Nobody else makes anything like this.
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Giambattista Valli
Calls up Emma Watson like "GIRL, FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO WEAR IN THE MOVIE."
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Giambattista Valli
Mullet dresses are usually ew. This is 😍😍😍.
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Giambattista Valli
Diane Kruger better wear this at some point, preferably to Cannes.
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Dior
For her Dior couture debut, Maria Grazia Chiuri staged a midnight masked ball; all bets on this girl having an Ever After entrance.
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Dior
Doing this to every spaghetti strap for the rest of time.
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Ralph & Russo
Give me the feather cape, and nobody gets hurt.
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Ralph & Russo
You're living a retelling of The Beautiful and Damned anyway. Might as well dress like it.
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Alexandre Vauthier
Made for Rihanna.
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Alexandre Vauthier
When you like your metallic moto jacket so much you turn it into a dress.
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Maison Margiela
Me at my ex's funeral.
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Givenchy
A Baroque fever dream you just know Beyoncé is going to get her hands on.
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Francesco Scognamilio
It's decided: Getting married in a pink dress, just like Gwen Stefani.
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Alexis Mabille
Effie Trinket would be all over this, which should be the standard by which we judge most clothes.
