1. What am I possibly going to wear that makes me look great but come off so *~effortless~*
2. Heels? No heels?
3. I want to get there on time but after him. I have to make sure I'm two minutes late but ONLY two minutes late otherwise I'm rude and he'll think I'm always late.
4. DON'T mention anything from his Instagram that shows I stalked him way back to the first week he started. And then his followers. And then who he follows.
5. I bet my parents would really like him.
6. Talking about his ex girlfriend is off limits. And by that I mean don't get too drunk.
7. How many drinks is too many drinks?
8. Remember to ask questions.
9. Relax. No really, please relax.
10. How many jokes is too many jokes?
11. I'm going to be really mysterious tonight.
12. I wonder if I wear my sweatpants if he'll think that's cool or... psycho.
13. It's raining. Should I cancel? He can't see my hair like this. Can't a girl catch a break?
14. You have to come off casual-cool but also sexy but also smart but also DON'T TRY.
15. How exactly should I pull off the "Oh, I'm reaching for my wallet now, oh you want to pay? What a surprise! I totally thought I was going to pay!"
16. Please don't start talking about how recently you've been sort of, kind of into Taylor Swift. Save that for date #7 at least.
17. Or your rant about how you think Kim Kardashian really IS smart.
18. To shave my legs, or not to shave my legs?
19. I wonder if he's ever changed his relationship status on Facebook.
20. Please don't tell him about the time you danced on a table.
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