Alert: ASOS Is Launching Its Own Makeup Collection

And it's freaking amazing.

This is not a drill: ASOS, the magical suppliers of 92-percent of the clothes probably sitting in your closet and on your body right now, is releasing its own makeup collection, and we are quite literally losing our freaking minds right now.

The line is called ASOS Makeup—because what else would it be called—and includes a huge range of fun, bright, highly-pigmented lipsticks, liners, liners, mascara, pressed powder, blushers (yeah, we're going with the British lingo, here), and a bronzer, all officially launching on September 20 on ASOS.com, and all—get ready for this—under $20.

I thankfully (🙏) got my hands on the products early, and was able to swipe and blend them all over my body, like a kid at arts and crafts time, because honestly—they're just fun. The hashtag for the new line is #ASOSGoPlay, and their campaign includes RCP (Ridiculously Cool People, as I shall now refer to them), like Jazzelle, Chen Liu, and Richie Shazam, proving that literally anyone can, and should, wear makeup if they feel like it.

So to get you excited for the magic that's about to hit the internet in less than three weeks, take a look at the new collection, below, and then prepare yourselves, because a second round of secret products will be launching in January. Huzzah!

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Creamy matte and satin lipsticks

ASOS Matte Lipsticks in A'Game, Doubtless, Uncompromising, and ASOS Satin Lipstick in Unarmed, $11.50 each

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A subtly iridescent bronzer

ASOS Bronzer in Bulletproof, $13.50

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Shimmery highlighter sticks

ASOS Chubby Highlighter Sticks in Tenacious and Flawed, $14.50 each

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Super-smooth lip liners

ASOS Lip Liner Pencils in Half Full, Sorted, and Sturdy, $8 each

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Ultra-pigmented metallic liquid liners

ASOS Liquid Pen Eyeliners in Straight Up and Vigilent, $9.50 each

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An inky-black eyeliner pencil

ASOS Eye liner Twist Up Pencil in Pushy, $8 

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Deeply opaque liquid lipsticks

ASOS Matte Liquid Lipsticks in Observant, Overqualified, Patience, Prove It, and Immersed, $11.50 each

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Satin-finish blushes

ASOS Blushers in Acceptance and Unbothered, $13 each

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