Putting together the shortest celebrity marriages was fun because of quotes like Bradley Cooper's "it was just something that happened" but also mildly depressing for the same reason. But all hope is not lost, friends—here, 15 impressively long unions involving famous people that'll warm your cynical, tabloid-devouring heart.More
Duration: 16 years
Notes: Judging by the photos he posts of her, like, every other day, it's no surprise that his version of April 25 centers around Smith. "It was yesterday," he said. "I painted in my studio, then I went down and sat on the beach, read and did some drawing—and then I had lunch with Keely." Aww.
Duration: 17 years
Notes: Might be due to the fact that they've got excellent relationship role models in Stiller's father Jerry and mother Anne Meara, who were married for 61 years.