Jason Momoa's Super Bowl Commercial Was ... Unsettling

"Jason Momoa, why? Why? Whatever have I done to you?"

Jason Momoa
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There were many things I didn't understand at the Super Bowl this year—first and foremost, I've never quite grasped the rules of football—but I could never, and will never, understand why Jason Momoa's Rocket Mortgage commercial had to happen to me. While Momoa maintained on Instagram that he had the "time of his life" during the filming of the commercial, I...don't know that my own life will bounce back from this.

Here's the full commercial:

I...I just didn't think that Jason Momoa taking his shirt off could ever leave me feeling unsettled and creeped out to my core, but here we are.

First, Momoa removed his arms.

Jason Momoa

(Image credit: YouTube)

Then, he just went ahead and took off his torso.

Jason Momoa

(Image credit: YouTube)

And then his full head of hair.

Jason Momoa

(Image credit: YouTube)

Lisa Bonet was in it, but even she couldn't save this...situation.

Lisa Bonet

(Image credit: YouTube)

I was not alone in feeling thoroughly unsettled by these developments.

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Okay. Yeah. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to have some nightmares now. Thanks. Thanks, I hate it.


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Jenny is the Director of Content Strategy at Marie Claire. Originally from London, she moved to New York in 2012 to attend the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism and never left. Prior to Marie Claire, she spent five years at Bustle building out its news and politics coverage. She loves, in order: her dog, goldfish crackers, and arguing about why umbrellas are fundamentally useless.