Adam Brody Basically Breaks Our Hearts, Makes Us Weep

Thanks for nothing.

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Seriously, Adam? Was this even necessary? We think not.

In an interview with Nylon magazine, the former Orange County star posited about where his character Seth Cohen would be these days. Except Brody said he doesn't even think the Southern Californian hearthrobe would be alive anymore!

"If I had to predict, I'd say Seth Cohen is dead," he said. "I think he'd be going down to Mexico and probably had a bad car accident. It wasn't any fault of his own, but yeah, knowing what I know now about Seth and his poor decision-making, that's my guess."

You know what? We're just going to forget Brody ever said that and go back to believing that Cohen is off somewhere still enjoying leftover Christmukkah latkes. So there.