Oh, so when a tween pulls up a chair to Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris's table, it's "cute" and "gutsy." But when I do it, it's "invasive" and "I'm going to prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law." I see how it is.
Not that I've ever actually tried to crash a Talvin date before, but if I did, I would definitely not be as successful as one Ricky Selby, who managed to interrupt the 100 percent not-cohabiting couple as they dined at a Santa Monica restaurant Wednesday and live to tell the tale.
Yes. Just to rub it in, this impertinent youth's Instagram is better than yours too. FML.
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