Until now, the world has been desperately obsessing about what lies inside Orlando Bloom's private Instagram (Right guys? Anyone else?), and the curtain has finally been pulled back. Orlando—or as some call him Legolas—just made his Instagram public, and guys. This thing is the gift that keeps on giving.
So, what have we missed? Let's dive right in.
When he made this epic dad joke:
When he provided his friends with this slow-mo video of himself running shirtless:
Psst: Miranda Kerr commented "Nice one!" on this.
And this slow-mo video of himself wet and shirtless:
When Katy Perry was most definitely there:
When he made friends with this elephant:
And finally, when he made friends with these Italian ladies:
Welcome to public Instagram, Orlando Bloom. So happy to have you here.
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