Only Amy Schumer Can Make a Story About Food Poisoning This Hilarious

"I was like the fountain on 'Friends.'"

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If you follow Amy Schumer on Instagram, you know she and her boyfriend Ben Hanisch hit up Paris for a romantic vacation in September, and tragically came down with a horrible bout of food poisoning while there. (opens in new tab)

Flash-forward a few months and Schumer went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to regale everyone with her adventures in being sick, and was literally so hilarious that Ellen was in a state of IRL LOL.

Content warning: Schumer chats about uncontrollable diarrhea and vomiting in a wicker basket. #TheMoreYouKnow

Thank you for being you, Amy Schumer.

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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.