If you follow Amy Schumer on Instagram, you know she and her boyfriend Ben Hanisch hit up Paris for a romantic vacation in September, and tragically came down with a horrible bout of food poisoning while there.
Flash-forward a few months and Schumer went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to regale everyone with her adventures in being sick, and was literally so hilarious that Ellen was in a state of IRL LOL.
Content warning: Schumer chats about uncontrollable diarrhea and vomiting in a wicker basket. #TheMoreYouKnow
Thank you for being you, Amy Schumer.