Last night, Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss swanned into the Oscar de la Renta show and settled into their front-row seats, from where they smiled serenely and plotted to take over the world together. (Only half-joking.) In honor of their chic, conspiratorial friendship, we've collected seven photos of them with captions provided by our lip-readers—that is, before Kaylor bought them out and set them on Harry Styles.
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"And then—DON'T LOOK AT ME, KAR—while Olivia Benson's distracting the security guard, we sneak in and grab all the cat-shaped coin purses. And we only leave a 50 percent tip for their trouble! Mwahahahahahahaha!"
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Lorde: "Guys. I know I said we should abolish round-toe spectator pumps when we become Joint Empresses of the Universe, but you don't have to look at me like that. It was just an idea!" Kaylor: *judging and shunning* *crosses Lorde's name off the Famous-Girl Illuminati charter*
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"I didn't write a hand-painted thank-you note to my assistant yesterday for getting me Starbucks. I feel like Dirty Harry."
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