Every Time Rihanna Has Walked Around with a Wine Glass

Ranked from some to absolutely zero f*cks given.

AKM-GSI, Splash, design by Dana Tepper

Inspired by MTV editor Josh Edwards' epic Twitter thread, here's a gallery of every time Rihanna's taken some stemware to-go, ranked using our patented F*cks Given detection system.* Follow along, keeping in mind that the less 🍷, the less visible indication that she cares at all.

*literally just me looking at these pics

AKM-GSI
1 of 10
December 17, 2015

F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷🍷

The body language says "Oops! This might be a particularly dear vintage," while the outfit is doing its best to camouflage its wearer's tendency to casually abscond with crystal.

XPosure
2 of 10
July 1, 2016

F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷

She could still be building up her glass-nicking confidence. Or she could just be being polite as a stranger in a strange land (England).

Getty
3 of 10
July 18, 2015

F*cks Given: 🍷🍷

A smidge less of a f*ck given because this is Vacation Rihanna, but, like, why are you holding it so close to your chest, Vacation Rihanna?

Getty
4 of 10
July 18, 2015

TBH, I think you're safe. (Side note: Do you think all the cupholders in her cars are all filled with pilfered glasses?)

Splash News
5 of 10
July 27, 2016

F*cks Given: 🍷

Thievery tactic #596: Wear a large, luxury branded stole to establish dominance/show that you've got more than enough collateral to bargain with in case they turn out to be stingy with the glasses.

Splash News
6 of 10
January 9, 2015

F*cks Given: 0

As Rihanna grows bolder, she doesn't even bother trying to conceal her wine anymore, even though she's got a big coat on. It's just there, out in the open.

AKM-GSI
7 of 10
November 6, 2015

F*cks Given: -🍷🍷

So blatant. So insouciant.

8 of 10
October 29, 2014

F*cks Given: -🍷🍷🍷

You can tell a lot about a person by how she handles a wineglass. For example, you can tell that Rihanna is so accustomed to takeaway wine that she can talk to a woman who is presumably a PR for the event with a glass of it in her hand before just walking off with it.

AKM-GSI
9 of 10
October 26, 2014

F*cks Given: -🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Us.

Getty
10 of 10
Bonus Pic of Martha Stewart, To-Go Wine Kindred Spirit

Who recently grabbed *two* full glasses after a screening and sauntered off into the night? You be the judge.

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