Inspired by MTV editor Josh Edwards' epic Twitter thread, here's a gallery of every time Rihanna's taken some stemware to-go, ranked using our patented F*cks Given detection system.* Follow along, keeping in mind that the less 🍷, the less visible indication that she cares at all.
*literally just me looking at these pics
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷🍷
The body language says "Oops! This might be a particularly dear vintage," while the outfit is doing its best to camouflage its wearer's tendency to casually abscond with crystal.
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷🍷
She could still be building up her glass-nicking confidence. Or she could just be being polite as a stranger in a strange land (England).
F*cks Given: 🍷🍷
A smidge less of a f*ck given because this is Vacation Rihanna, but, like, why are you holding it so close to your chest, Vacation Rihanna?
TBH, I think you're safe. (Side note: Do you think all the cupholders in her cars are all filled with pilfered glasses?)
F*cks Given: 🍷
Thievery tactic #596: Wear a large, luxury branded stole to establish dominance/show that you've got more than enough collateral to bargain with in case they turn out to be stingy with the glasses.
F*cks Given: 0
As Rihanna grows bolder, she doesn't even bother trying to conceal her wine anymore, even though she's got a big coat on. It's just there, out in the open.
F*cks Given: -🍷🍷
So blatant. So insouciant.
F*cks Given: -🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Who recently grabbed *two* full glasses after a screening and sauntered off into the night? You be the judge.