Update, 9/8: Now that #deflategate is over, Brady and Bundchen can get back to working on their relationship—i.e. there's still hope, people! In an interview with the radio station WEEI, Brady said "We're in a great place...there's no bigger supporter I have than her." Cue the awwws and sighs of relief.
Original: Behind the sunset kisses and Met Gala cuddles lie unexplained photos with Ben Affleck's ex-nanny and tensions induced by deflated balls, People reports. Besides spending significant amounts of time apart due to their careers, the couple is reportedly under a lot of stress because Brady isn't taking the whole investigation-into-that-football-tampering thing too well. At this point, we're still in the his people vs. her people stage, so only 2,374,659 layers until we get to the center of the celeb-breakup-rumor Tootsie pop.
One of those anonymous bean-spillers tells Us Weekly "things have been rocky" for the married couple of five years. Neither of their reps has confirmed the split yet, but we know what's up: The Unstoppable Curse of Summer 2015 rages on.