When you get to heaven...
Your lavish welcoming gift at the pearly gates will be: For my whole family and everybody I love to be there.
Who will greet you when you arrive? My grandmother. She passed away a year ago.
The soundtrack will be: A whole lot of reggae.
Your DVR will be filled with: Breaking Bad, if that’s allowed in heaven. I would have The Walking Dead—I’m addicted to that as well. And Legends of the Fall so I can watch Brad Pitt for eternity.
Your fridge will be stocked with: Really good barbeque, lots of sweets, lots of chocolates.
It will smell like: Jasmine or the smell of cooking onions and garlic. It reminds me of my house in South Africa.
The closet on your cloud will be filled with: Nothing. In heaven I’m naked.
If heaven has an open bar, the signature cocktail will be: Campari orange or a Caipirinha.