
The cast of Downton Abbey were roped into playing Cards Against Humanity, and you can only imagine the posh hijinks that took place.
Michelle Dockery (AKA Lady Mary), Kevin Doyle (AKA Mr. Molesley) and Allen Leech (AKA Branson) sat down for the R-rated card game, and the following is just a sample of words they uttered with their enviable accents.
"German Dungeon Porn"
"The clitoris"
"Running out of semen"
"Penis breath"
"Lady Dirty Mary"
Mr. Carson is so traumatized right now.
Don't miss the full card game vid, and keep in mind that it involves Branson singing "My Humps" by Fergie.
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