This post contains spoilers for Game of Thrones. Do not @ me or I will @ back just like I did at the viewing party where a dude said he wouldn't be sorry to see [spoiler] go.
On Sunday's episode of Game of Thrones, Bran Stark made his triumphant return to Winterfell, now occupied by his long-lost sister Sansa. This should have been a joyous reunion given that these two haven't seen each other for several years, but instead it was awkward because Bran acted like a college kid who just got back from JYA Beyond the Wall with a lot of thoughts about Foucault. "I saw your wedding to that rapist who liked to skin people alive. Don't worry, consent is a construct." No, that's not an exact quote from "The Queen's Justice," but you could tell by Sansa's look that that's what she heard. Below, the best Twitter reactions to Bran's newfound status as the Most Pretentious Teen in the Seven Kingdoms.
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Sansa: I've missed you.Bran: *stares into the distance*Remember the night you married your rapist?It was beautiful.Sansa:#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ZEpFonspFGJuly 31, 2017
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Bran was like... pic.twitter.com/vutdpIKmclJuly 31, 2017
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Sansa: I am so glad to see you back brother.Bran: I have powers. I can see the past and the future. Sansa:#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/fEBzn6cKmeJuly 31, 2017
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Sansa: *hugging Bran, tears in her eyes*Bran:#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/mcYtZy78b2July 31, 2017
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Sansa: "omg I'm so happy you're home I missed you so much"creepy Bran: "I saw you get raped. you were so beautiful."#GameOfThronesJuly 31, 2017
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Someone give Sansa their HBO Go password so she knows what the hell Bran is talking about. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Fqxuu2LYDGJuly 31, 2017
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Bran talking to Sansa about the Three Eyed Raven is all of us explaining this show to our parents.#GameofThronesJuly 31, 2017
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Your the head of winterfell now Bran: no im the 3 eyed raven Sansa: #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fIebsd17MnJuly 31, 2017
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Your the head of winterfell now Bran: no im the 3 eyed raven Sansa: #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fIebsd17MnJuly 31, 2017
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Bran:i'm the 3 eyed ravenSansa:wtfB: the 3 eyed raven told me soS:but you just said..B: here's a crystal i pooped out S:#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/1178tONLaNJuly 31, 2017
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Bran: "I can never be lord of anything, I'm the three eyed raven"Sansa: pic.twitter.com/CycyHcyCXiJuly 31, 2017
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bran talking to sansa about his powers pic.twitter.com/Ml40z17kxYJuly 31, 2017
And a bonus from Beyoncé's uncle.
Bran when his sister who he hasn't seen for a bunch of bloody,murderous years that almost wiped out his family hugged him. pic.twitter.com/s1JagC0XMAJuly 31, 2017
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