Update, 6/19: With this clip from Magic Mike XXL, we too can experience the singing of a man whom Channing Tatum described as possessing gifts "god gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more."
Truly, we are blessed.
Original post, 2/4: Like that for Ryan Gosling's weird Terrence Malick tribute, the trailer for Magic Mike XXL is also difficult to understand. There is welding, shiny men, "Pony" by Ginuwine, impressive yet potentially unsafe choreography in a workshop, a water bottle opened in the most unusual way, and Joe Manganiello in low-rise jeans.
We might not know what's going on, but Channing Tatum, who co-wrote the script, certainly does: At the end of the teaser, the screen reads "You're Welcome." Indeed.
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