Die Hard
"Amy Poehler needs to star in Die Hard. I like when Amy's kind of acting tough and sort of badass. Maybe she'd be an underachieving security guard. A woman who wished she was a cop but became a security guard—so she has to prove herself."
Fight Club
"Kristen Wiig as Ed Norton and Melissa McCarthy as Brad Pitt. I'd completely buy that—might as well make it. It's going to be my next reboot."
Scarface
"Kate Beckinsale. I'd keep the tagline—"Say hello to my little friend!"—exactly the same, just because I'd love to hear Kate screaming it from a balcony as she unloads rounds of machine-gun fire."
This article appears in the June issue of Marie Claire, on newsstands now.
