Derek Zoolander Sleeps with Karlie Kloss on a Regular Basis

But it's not what you think.

Inconceivably good-looking human Derek Zoolander invited Vogue's 73 Questions guy into his New York loft-cum-Soulcycle-studio, where he extolled the virtues of kale colonics, water with a cucumber slice, and beginning the conversation about chafing, the fashion industry's newest cause célèbre. But what was that about bedding Karlie Kloss? Oh, right—that's also his pink stuffed bear's name. 

Other highlights from the 8-minute interview: cameos by Zoe Kravitz and Erin Heatherton, where models really go when they retire, and Bark Jacobs and Karl Dogerfeld. Watch the video here.

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Chelsea Peng
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I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.