Inconceivably good-looking human Derek Zoolander invited Vogue's 73 Questions guy into his New York loft-cum-Soulcycle-studio, where he extolled the virtues of kale colonics, water with a cucumber slice, and beginning the conversation about chafing, the fashion industry's newest cause célèbre. But what was that about bedding Karlie Kloss? Oh, right—that's also his pink stuffed bear's name.
Other highlights from the 8-minute interview: cameos by Zoe Kravitz and Erin Heatherton, where models really go when they retire, and Bark Jacobs and Karl Dogerfeld. Watch the video here.
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