Joffrey is probably the most hated character on TV, ever. He doesn’t have a single redeeming quality. But he is the King. That has to count for something, right? Social climbing ladies that don't care if your head is attached to your body, here's your man. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Quiet and unassuming, you're probably wondering why Podrick is even worth mentioning. His claim to fame is that he leaves the brothel ladies speechless and begging for more. That is enough to pique our curiosity. Hmm.
As commander of the Unsullied Army, Grey Worm is a total cutie. Unfortunately, the Unsullied have a brutal upbringing that leaves them devoid of all emotion (and um, missing some parts), but that's not stopping us from noting his attractiveness.
Loras, The Knight of Flowers, catches the eye of Lord Renley Baratheon. So while he may not be playing for our team, he's sweet, quite handsome, and the most skilled night in Westeros. Major *awww* factor: He truly loves Renley and would do anything for him.
We have a soft spot for Tyrion. He has a definite way with words. And maybe a slight drinking problem. But he's insanely smart and observant. He knows he can't get by on looks alone, but he more than makes up for it.
Oh, Jon Snow. We root for you. We love your long hair and your fur coats. From what we've seen of Jon Snow so far, he's a bit passive and slightly more sensitive. But we have a feeling that we'll be seeing a whole new, seriously sexy side of Jon in season 4.
Ah, Drogo. Our sun and our stars. Drogo is physical perfection. He treats Daenerys well. But the Dothraki beliefs are questionable, at best. Despite this, his devotion to Daenerys is adorable in its own way.
We have mixed feelings about Robb. He's gorgeous, obviously. He's brave. But he makes some downright stupid and fatal mistakes. We give him bonus points for following his heart, though.
Gendry is a downright decent guy. He protects our girl Arya Stark. He has King's blood. He looks ridiculously good without a shirt. He is boyfriend material. This is one Game of Thrones guy you could bring home to mom (Khal, not so much), and we love him for it.
If you can get beyond the fact Jaime is sleeping with his twin sister (#incest), you'll notice that Jaime is blessed with the good looks of a Disney Prince. He is also kind of sweet. And rich. Basically, we'd chain ourselves to Jaime any day.