All the Slits from the 2016 Grammys, Ranked from Modest to 🙈

Hope you wore your sporting underwear. 

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Hope you wore your sporting underwear. 

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Kaya Jones: 🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

If your dress has a slit and you don't post with it, does it even exist? We'll say this one is for walking purposes.

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Jane Seymour: 🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jane knows!

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Demi Lovato: 🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

As does Demi, who's abiding by the boobs or legs rule, though she could definitely do both.

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Elle King: 🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Very similar to Demi, but Elle's noticeably feeling herself and her feathery Christian Siriano gown, which puts her higher on the Grammys 2016 Slit Spectrum™.

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Serayah: 🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

A few more inches of thigh + ruching can make a big difference.

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Bella Hadid: 🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

By that same logic, the Weeknd's better half (wearing Alexandre Vauthier) falls squarely in the middle of the pack with her double leg openings.

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Alessandra Ambrosio: 🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Rather modest by Brazilian swimsuit model and Versace standards, but still—it only gets more eye-popping from here.

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Carrie Underwood: 🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Big props to Carrie for daring to bare a part of her leg most women have neglected to think about since December.

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Taylor Swift: 🔥🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I see London, I see France. I see second runner-up Taylor Swift's Atelier Versace hot pants.

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Lady Gaga: 🔥🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thematic Gaga is back with no pants, vertiginous heels, and a Bowie tribute by way of Marc Jacobs.

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Ciara: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

And the winner is...Ciara and her hipbone.

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