That's What She Said

We've compiled the funniest, most thought-provoking, and inspiring quotes of the month, said by our absolute favorite ladies of the moment!

April 9, 2013 2:30 PM
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Say What?

"I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything—I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired."

—ELLEN DEGENERES, accepting the 2012 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor