I'm here for any plotline that involves Eleven going to the mall.
And we mean *fully* nude, as in not a shred of clothing.
Here's looking at you, Alexander Skarsgård!
'Fifty Shades' is just the tip of the sex iceberg.
Hi, "steamy romance" category.
Like, why don't people wear mullets on the red carpet anymore?
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Like the time Princess Diana said the wrong name at the altar.
And not a cheesy quote pillow in sight.
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Some are okay for kids, too.
The inspiration for Gilmore Girls!
Welp, this wedding is off to a good start.
These crowns have the coolest stories.
Better than crying about the state of the world, right?
'Wonder Woman' is just the beginning.
Sometimes, sensual > sexy.
Don't come for her husband.
Don't worry—'2069: A Sex Odyssey' made the list.
You deserve the best of the best.
This is like 'Titanic' all over again.
NSFW, but also it's just a nipple.
One way ticket to paradise, please.
It's not a good look.
This is intense.
A moment of silence, please.
"There is a ring..."