Based on this week's events, you might guess Jennifer Lawrence's just-earned Guinness World Record would be something like Causing the Most Cases of Spontaneous Puberty. But smutty this distinction is not.
The beleaguered goofball has just landed herself an entry in the history books under "highest-grossing action movie heroine" for her role as Katniss Everdeen in the white-hot Hunger Games franchise. (Together, the first film and its sequel Catching Fire have grossed more than $1.52 billion internationally.) And with two more movies coming in sort-of-quick succession, it doesn't look like J. Law will be budging from her #1 spot any time soon.
Here's hoping things keep looking up.