Happy holidays! The cast of Orange Is the New Black is back, in a video parody of the Christmas classic "Twas the Night Before Christmas." In the video, the cast takes turns reading a line from the poem "Twas the Night in Litchfield," where Santa gets robbed, the guards get porn, and everyone gets shots from the warden (what a grinch!).
"Twas a night in Litchfield," the poem reads. "And all through the prison, not a creature was stirring, not even a chicken."
"The inmates were nestled all snug in their bunks," it goes on. "Some were getting some action. Hey, we're ain't monks."
The women of Litchfield eventually rob poor old Saint Nick, but at least they got some eyeliner out if it!
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