Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton Take Australia

Who doesn't like a little flounce? Though we love this Zimmermann number on KMidd—and can personally attest to its ladylike awesomeness—Kim's Alaïa bodysuit, Céline skirt, and Hermès heels getup is pretty killer. Plus, we'll never turn down an opportunity to say, "You don't understand, this is an Alaïa!"

Point: Kim K.

Both are wearing sleeves! And sporting waist-cinching band/belt-like apparatuses. But one says "I'm going to the club," while the other reads more "I'm going to da club."

Point: KMidd

God, they're good. To quote Beyoncé, the dove grey Alexander McQueen coat dress Kate Middleton wore to an Easter service is "#flawless." But Kim's white crop top, high-slit skirt, and blush coat? Perfection.

Point: Draw.

This is a real toss-up. Though I'm never a fan of wearing a hat on the plane, the only thing worse is wearing constricting clothing for a flight. And that high-waisted—I think we can even call it low-boobed—skirt Kim's wearing, is nothing if not restricting.

Plus, Kate's Emilia Wickstead dress is so cheerful. Color!

Point: KMidd.

Do you consider yourself the type of person who likes to live on the edge? Perhaps finds skydiving, drinking milk that's exceeded its expiration date, or wearing something basically guaranteed to produce a wardrobe malfunction, exciting? Then Kim's outfit is for you. Miss Kardashian wore a Saint Laurent skirt, Kardashian Kollection bodysuit, Balmain blazer, Alexander McQueen bag, and Hermès heels to visit Kanye's pop up store in Melbourne.

Kate Middleton wore this Jenny Packham dress to pop open a portrait of the Queen in New Zealand.

Point: KMidd. Because safety first, people.

Kim is about to hop into a car; Kate is hopping out. Kim is heading home; Kate is heading out for a day of whitewater rafting and wine tasting. Their perfectly put-together, casual looks reflect their different styles, and though we'd normally opt for Kim's take on laid-back, the fact that Kate is on her way to drinks all the wines, really evens the score.

Point: Draw.