Remember the time Kim opened a public toilet?
Kim at the Arby's Action Sports Awards. It's not that Arby's or sports are embarrassing. It's that those two words probably shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Kim with Paris Hilton, promoting canned prosecco in Germany. Remember the thing about "Arby's" and "sports" in the same sentence? It also applies to "canned" and "prosecco."
Khloé, Kim, Kourtney, and Mama Kris at Player magazine's "Player's Guide to the Holidays" event. What exactly does a player's guide to the holidays entail?
Kourtney with Nicole Richie at the Sidekick 3 launch. Remember Sidekicks?
Kim with Paris Hilton at the Sidekick 3 launch. There are so many photos of Kim at various cell phone launch parties through the years that it could really be its own gallery.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé at the launch of the Sidekick 3, Dwyane Wade edition.
Kim at the launch of Trump Vodka. How has he not tweeted about this yet?
Kim with Jonathan Cheban at the launch party for the BlackBerry Storm. R.I.P., Kim's BlackBerry.
Khloé and Kim celebrating the Big Mac's 40th birthday.
Continuing the time-honored tradition of eating the birthday boy.
Kourtney, Khloé, and Kim trying My Fries—"the new lower fat French fry."
Khloé is approaching these with a healthy amount of skepticism.
Mmm, French fries without the fun part!
Kylie, Kendall, and Kim playing Guitar Hero for Best Buy.
Kim opening a nightclub at Nashville's Opryland. Not pictured: Kid Rock, her co-host at this event. God bless the person booking this who thought, You know who would really work well together? Kid Rock and Kim Kardashian.
Khloé and Kourtney launching yet another edition of the Sidekick.
Khloé hosting an anti-Valentine's Day party in Las Vegas. A good idea in theory, except that this cake looks like a butt.
Khloé and Kim launching bubblegum-flavored vodka, with the help of what Getty describes as "the slinky people."
Don't you launch cupcake stores from inside an old-fashioned carriage?
Khloé and Kourtney opening Dash Miami. Included here only because the scissors are so big.
Kim opening a hot dog restaurant in Las Vegas.
Khloé and Kim with Kelly Osbourne, on roller skates.
Ah yes, QuickTrim. That old chestnut.
The family who wears matching sneakers together stays together.
Trying on clothes for Shopflick.com. Do you think they carry Valentino?
Khloé enjoying a not-at-all staged visit to a cupcake shop.
Kim serving as the grand marshal for the Winterfest Boat Parade in Hollywood, Florida.
Kim "shopping for Reebok EasyTones" at Dick's Sporting Goods.
Kris and Kim launching Kim's namesake cupcake mix. Is this still available somewhere? Asking for a friend.
Kim opening a public toilet in Times Square.