Rihanna Is Reportedly Selling Pot Now, So There's That

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it (literally so sorry, had to).

Rumor has it that Rihanna, person who is max chill even when feeding tiny baby monkeys, is starting her own line of cannabis. 

While the "Bitch Better Have My Money" singer hasn't confirmed the news herself, the internet seems to think she announced news of her cannabis line at the High Times Cannabis Cup in Jamaica last weekend. Its name? MaRihanna, because life is just the best.

MaRihanna will reportedly sell three strains of marijuana (Karribean Kush, Haitian Haze, and Jamaican High Grade) to the lucky residents of Colorado, Washington, Oregon, and Alaska—plus whichever other states get on board with waking and baking. Now, please stare at the below photo for a while, and join us in group prayer that this dream is a reality.

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#Brazil flashback

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