Get thee hair to the kitchen, stat.
When you want to show your appreciation, but are also low on cash.
Hits and misses and everything in between.
All of these have earned a 10/10 awesomeness rating by yours truly.
Don't worry, there's still plenty of tequila.
How many chokers can you count?
Guaranteed to please even the fussiest of dads.
Necessary for sun (and snow) protection, because that's where we're at right now.
"I was drunk! I was not thinking clearly."
Get in your (erogenous) zone with these female-dominated tracks.
With space for all the essentials.
From Old Hollywood frocks to modern couture.
From the heads of Zendaya, Olivia Culpo, and everyone else you love.
Getting all our double-taps👆.
You better hop to it.
"The fastest way to a man or woman's heart is through the liver."
AKA not dinner and roses.
It's almost annoying how freaking brilliant these are.
Go short or go home (but don't actually leave—we love you).
Because it's the thought that counts anyways.
Get your clicking finger at the ready.
"I'm feelin' myself, feelin' myself, feelin' my..."
Cue the makeover montage!
No lingering gift receipts in sight. 🙌
Counting down the days until Limb Emancipation Season.
From the over-the-top to the drop-dead-gorgeous.
Don't mention it 💁.
A tribute to the cut that works on everyone.
Reasons to get hyped for warmer weather.
When they say "bomb cyclone," they're actually referring to our dating life.