Turn back now if you're in a fragile emotional state about your love life, because thus begins a sad, short tale about Britney Spears' foray into dating, which involves fame, a schmuck, and the phrase "he's just not that into you." The nerve!
"I had a really bad date. I mean, it was really bad," the forgetter of important milestones (maybe good in this instance?) said in the latest issue of Marie Claire UK. "I've been single for ages and had a date with a guy I liked. I was getting anxious, worrying he wouldn't like me. In the evening I got on the scales and I had lost six pounds."
Oh, like, from nerves? Happens to me alll theee timeeee. But Brit-Brit's story ends on a more relatable note.
"We went to the movies, but I could tell right away it wasn't working," she said. "It was sort of awkward. So after the movie I came home and that was it. He just wasn't that into me. I liked him. He knew that. But he definitely didn't feel the same. It happens to everybody. Being famous doesn't make you any different."
Awww. UGH. Men.