Are you not a girl, not yet a women? Is your life at a crossroads? Do you dream of dancing around whilst holding a snake? Good news! Britney Spears is (completely inexplicably and totally amazingly) teaching dance classes!
The "Make Me" singer showed up at a random class over the weekend to teach unsuspecting mortals her killer moves, and whoever runs her social media account (side note: need that job STAT) blessed us with some raw footage.
Praying that Britney spent this class screaming "you better work bitch" at everyone. Actually, on second viewing, most of these students are tiny children. So, you know, maybe not.
BRB, memorizing this routine real quick.