President Obama Attempts to Do Splits with the Final Five, Fails

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As if he were a third grader during the last week of school (minus the finals), President Obama is making the most of his remaining days in the White House by being more of a lovable goofball than ever. For his latest shenanigan, he tried to do a split with the Final Five, but ended up just barely doing a half-squat that would get you laughed out of most gyms that don't offer free pizza and bagels in the lobby.

During an event honoring the U.S. Olympic and Paralympic teams, the president made up for his lack of flexibility with good humor. "I want you to know that I was going to do, like, a floor routine on the way out with Simone," he said. "But we decided it was a little too crowded."

"And he can't touch his toes," Michelle Obama said (roast count: ∞). "And I can't touch my toes," he admitted.

But still...

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