Tax Rebate Fever!

Money, Honey

What to do with your newfound $600:

• Buy 606 99-cent Wendy's Frosties (less if you buy fries to dip in them)
• Donate $600 to your presidential candidate
• Lift one eye
• Buy a pair of Manolos
• Make your monthly student loan payment on time
• Spend one night at the 12 room, Gothic Villa, Villa Faltrinelli in Italy, or 11 nights at a Travelodge in Cleveland
• Book Hall & Oates to play your Superbowl party
• Head to Vegas, baby, and turn $600 into $6!
• Drink one bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild Paullac 1986 ($592), or 200 bottles of Trader Joe's Two-Buck Chuck
• Get your teeth whitened
• Furnish your entire home at Ikea
• Pay someone to assemble all the Ikea furniture
• Purchase one bra and panties set at Agent Provocateur
• Forget getting engaged first--buy your own damn KitchenAide mixer
• Buy a VIP ticket to Coachella
• Get your mom something nice for once
• Become the sexiest girlfriend ever and purchase a Wii with all the attachments
• Get a custom haircut by Ken Paves
• Take a scuba diving course
• Set aside for two of the damn bridesmaid dresses you'll be wearing this summer