The Least Sexy Vampires of All Time

As Breaking Dawn premieres, take a look at the famous bloodsuckers who don't have Robert Pattinson's good looks going for them.
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As Twilight's Breaking Dawn premieres, take a look at the famous bloodsuckers who don't have Robert Pattinson's good looks going for them.
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Jamie Campbell Bower, The Twilight Saga
Despite the fact that there have already been three movies in the film franchise, it's not easy to find a mildly unattractive vampire in the lot. Woerner only offered up the Volturi, namely the white-haired Caius Volturi, from 2009's New Moon. Not only does his skin tone blend too seamlessly with his locks, but his red eyes are an embarrassment next to Edward Cullen's. Plus, unlike his super-power-wielding Volturi brethren, Caius has no known special power, which doesn't bode well with the ladies.
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Isabel Lucas, Daybreakers
The Australian soap opera star is probably best known for her model-worthy looks, but in the 2009 movie about a plague that transformed almost every human into a vampire, she doesn't fare as well. Although this particular shot isn't Lucas herself, "let's just say, the hungrier she got, the more similar these two became," Woerner says.
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Allan Hyde, True Blood
Much like the Twilight caliber of cuteness, Woerner says the HBO series sets the bar high for fanged hotness. So although Hyde's character, the 2,000-year-old inked-up Godric, isn't repulsive by any means, he sired the hot-tastic Alexander Skarsgard. Let's be honest: Anyone standing next to that fine piece of immortal ass just pales in comparison.
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