Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones = Awesome Parody You Need to See

"I'm a respected professor of archaeology. Times have changed, man!"

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Remakes as a whole are bad. Remakes with women in originally male roles are slightly better. And entirely new movies in which women are portrayed as complex, three-dimensional, real people are the best, but you can't have everything until Hollywood cleans up its sexism problem/elects Reese Witherspoon as Supreme Bigwig, right?

This new sketch for America's first Red Nose Day, a fundraising telethon beginning May 21, might fall under the second category, but it's so funny we're totally on board for it to become a full-length feature. In the Spielberg parody, Indi-Anna Kendrick Jones, respected professor of archaeology and holder of many degrees, makes it to the chamber housing the Holy Grail and must choose between bunches of old mugs while a mansplain-y, 700-year-old knight heckles her. "That's a plain cup for a pretty lady"—*bull whip to the face.*

Kind of wincing that they made her obsessed with home decorating, but her decisiveness totally makes up for it. Watch the clip below.

I'm Chelsea Peng, the assistant editor at On my tombstone, I would like a GIF of me that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, I'm into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard I have to go lie down.